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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

Age 31, Male

slouching, pouting

Joined on 5/4/08

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holy crap a muffin with a gun!!! NOOOOOO BANG faceplant.. (muffin: FEEEEEAAAARRR MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

muffins don't feel no fear

hi xellom nom nom

look what I done to newgrounds

select all with ctrl-a then copy and paste the code from this page into notepad, and save it as a .html file, then open in firefox: <a href="http://stashbox.org/893808/NG%20page%20edited.txt">http://stashbox.org/893808/NG%20page%
20edited.txt</a>

what for?

Something for a boxxy lover >.>
<a href="http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129162059772981700.jpg?w=384&h=512">http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress .com/2010/04/129162059772981700.jpg?w =384&h=512</a>

boxxyyyyy
*gurggle gurggle*

*bites off your arm and eats it* yummy

i can grow one

for a wierd newgrounds O_O

well..
yeah sure
i'll do it

*gets you what ever you want* here you go I am in a good mood right now

vomit

osm. have ya done it?

gurdle gurdle

I've been playing defcon all morning

defcon is a global thermoneulcear war where you have to launch nukes, build battleships and so on. It's really good :D

where do i play this 'defcon' you speak of?

oh you have to buy it :[ its cheap though I got it in a 3 for £10 offer :d

how much is one euro when converted to peso?

50ITH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yay

zomfg

its not a very good game btw I know I said it was really good but then I realised it has no single player mode and whoever gets the first strike wins all the time :(

wow, bummer dude

Hey look, a comment.

hey look, my dignity. i was wondering where i lost it

wait a minuite

you havn't said dandy or :3 for AGES! :O that was the stuff that made you cool man! I know why you arenr popular, say that! And lack of saying that is making you all depressed! You MUST say it as much as possible!!!!

ps my armpits smell its disgusting

i no longer have the motivation to do so

it's just puberty

I am sick right now so if you want vomit then hug me and you make me puke back what I ate wich was a lot

hope it's cancer

the Startrek video was fucking funny as hell!

totally

The cat demands to pay him a tribute.

you have got to be kidding me
[pulls off own hair]

I need to lay off the water.

i need to lay off the booze
..
okay, laying off over. back to drinking

did i mention that your AWSOME!!?

nope, but thanks man. this makes me wanna be human again

Very Biggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggg
I think u have much video

i.. uhh. don't understand what you said

Serouicsry Very cool

i understood very cool
that's good enough for me

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