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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

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wow, the mighty pink volt, IN MY POST.
i'm honored
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no really, i'm not being sarcastic

Really? Jest puberty? AWESOME SAUCE! :D

they say it's hell. but no, not really

OMG theres an evil monkey in mah closet!!

bug spray, works everytime

xellon, you must NEVER visit hit-d1.net.

if it's a portal to hell, i've been there

HOW THE FUCK DO U DO IT!!!!!??? im not tht popular and i know alot of ppl-__-

depression
agression
insecurity
weirdness
the ability to annoy and endure annoyance
and that all important booze

LOL!Does diet water really exist?

Of course diet water exists. If there wasn't we'd all be absolutely obese. wait a second...

Of course diet water exists. If there wasn't we'd all be absolutely obese. wait a second...

heyyy.i just copied this

ikr! That thing could destroy your computer!

virus?

HEY NAO

WHOA

now when u say important booze do u mean jimbean?

no i meant booze in general
drinking is universal

do u like the secret sauce

if it comes with food

:D you flatter me! ;)

it's what i do baby

I LIKe pie :3 lol hey man

hey man

I am all better and I lost teh tooth

congratulations

YAY ITS diet waterDiet water theme song lyrics:Diet water, diet waterso much diet wtf,diet water diet water lets all go on a dietOMG did you see her legs, flooping thoese things everywhereI had a inacorse with my best friendI still have 92 teeth after i got bashed, seriously what is going onDiet water, diet waterso much diet wtf,diet water diet waterLets all go on a dietI had a mate from the USA who had micheal jacksons nosesold it on e-bay for 1ml waterand i asked him "why didnt you get diet water?"diet water diet waterso much diet wtf,diet water diet waterLets all go on a diet

this could work
but needs a video

Hey, new post :D

ya might wanna come and give me some advice about it... Cus I kinda like...

I NEED ADVICE NOW!!!! check post for details :D

yeah, sure

thanks xellon

I hope no more copies come up or I might need your help slaying them with my trusty virussplatter3000

i once got tricked by antivirus7
damn motherfucker

I heard you were goin' to make a new one ;D
At least I'll broke the horrible 77 number.
I'm 78th. Ha!

i was. then i got all lazy and slept in instead

also. YEY

why would i throw a dog overboard? :O

because it would be awesome

Im going to try to get this post to 1000 comments

go for it

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