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John Reyes @xellon

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Trying to do something means you`ve got a chance of failing. Scrap that from your vocab. You will not fuck up :)

You can do all of that I`m sure, just good luck with the no drinking part. Straight edge in college can be hard with everyone you know pretty much doing that stuff. I`ve just cut down on drinking, only maybe every three weekends or maybe even a month. Enjoy life, your mom will still be proud :P

thanks man
hehe
well good luck dude
yes
yes she will be
i assure that
thanks again
:3

HELLZ YEAH

and dont forget to divide by zero
and rickroll your friends
and suck a cheetahs dick

wait nvm the last one

yea
i'd rather not to
but thanks for the advice anyway

hey there bef.
seems you got a lot of comments huh?
i wish mine would be that way.
anyway, how are you 'muffin man'? lol.

i'm fellin' dandy
hey
i recommended you to somebody
a friend

You should add to kill someone to that list :3

yes
yes indeed
thanks
:3

My 9th news post is back with a muffin with your name on it!(It's a peanut muffin but the picture is a blueberry muffin it was one that would work!)So now U might love more!

awesome man
i love it

I for got to put the word Newgrounds after the word LOVE.

it's alright
we forgive you
xD

I'm now a LV.3! Ain't it good?!

it's not good
it's dandy
:3

If UR still thinking of something call me U could call me the, Peanut Master!

okay then
peanut master
:3

Check out my favorites

will do

congratulations ! I didn't actually come to comment this i just came because you put muffins are nice and muffins are nice man i like blueberry strawberry banana.................

AWWWWWW YOU MAKE ME HUNGRY FOR MUFFINS

hahah
well ain't that dandy
and
muffins really are nice
:3

BUT MUFFINS R EVIL JK MUFFINS RULE

GASP

You have one of the dandiest muffins I've ever seen in my life!

Will you grow me one that is as dandy es yours?

certainly kind sir
pick it up at about 10:30am tomarow

So what are you going to do now?

:D

make another post?

Lol I know I was just fuckin with ya <3

hahahah
wow you're good

Well, good luck my friend

i'm your friend?
GASP
i'm sooo happy right now

what now?

who?

PM for pete's sake

my response to your plans are
college plans:
-try not to fuck up=thats right you should fuck in and out
-get more girls=you will soon be overwhelmed :P
-stop drinking=if you stop drinking you will die of thirst
-eat breakfast regularly=what is breakfast? :p
-make my mom proud=mamas boy aint ya!
-earn more money=money good :O
-form a stable band=horses dont play musical instruments! :D
-love muffins and newgrounds more=muffins=pussy and newgrounds=best site EVAR!!!!!!!

hahahahah
and here's a response to you're response
-yes that would be dandy
-thats dandy too
-hahah drink alcohol silly
-that's when my grandma scolds me early in the morning
-not really just wanted to do that for a very long time
-yes indeed
-hahaha well duhh
-AGREEEEEE(except for the muffin part)
:3

You said my pic was nice. Yours is awesome too ^^. I like the style, really.

oh thanks
:3

who needs breakfast hell I go strait to lunch.
MUFFINS are good and you should be at the point where you can't love newgrounds more.
More money is good for the soul.
OH and good luck!

hahaha
i kinda combine my breakfast with my lunch
yes
yes i should
correct
it's what makes the world go round

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