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    i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

    John Reyes @xellon

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    and now, back by popular demand..

    Posted by xellon - April 9th, 2010


    no not really, i just wanted to say that
    oooookay, new post. more videos.
    not much in the mood right now, so i'll just keep this short.
    i am here to present you, my lovely audience, five videos of-- wait for it..
    AWESOMEness.
    video streaming ENGAGE

    okay i'm gonna admit that this first one probably wont be as wicked as the others. consider this as a warm-up.
    a series of infomercial parodies courtesy of youtube user jacksfilms

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    next is a video masterpiece from youtube user dayjoborchestra. i don't know about you guys, but i think this is total genius.
    a dubbed episode of the star trek series

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    well ain't that something. moving on.
    as any internet junkie would know who the trolololo guy is, i'd like to introduce trolololo cat, you're definitely gonna have a good laugh at this if you know who the trolololo guy is. if you don't know him, you can go and fuck yourself. but watch this video first before you do so.

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    next video is from a commercial for japanese milk noodles.
    'weird', you say
    just you watch and then think again.

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    finallyy, the last video. you're probably wondering why i'm putting you through all this torture. it's because i can.
    this last one is from attack of the show's self proclaimed "rock band" distended warranty.
    mostly known to dorks, geeks and nerds because of their hit single 'red ring of death' on which they're referring to--
    blah blah blah let's just get on with it
    here's distended warranty with
    iHate, therefore iPad
    PS. I LOVE ATTACK OF THE SHOW on g4tv.

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    let's clear a few things out, I in no way DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE VIDEOS, i'm just here to present them.
    i would also like to apologize if i'm not offensive or annoying enough, i'm still working on it.

    wanna know something else i don't own? the following picture

    and now, back by popular demand..


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    Finally. After the second time I'd think you'd finally make a new post but it raped you 7 times. :C

    yeah i kinda got used to it after the first four

    fuck higurashi

    ah what now?

    diet watER................................
    .....................XD

    i know, right?
    x3

    Hey xellon! Havn't seen you for quite a bit... howsit going? ;3

    you should sign up for this site... it's really awesome, you can play games, chat, and loads more crap! <a href="http://www.omgpop.com/?r=qzf0">http://www.omgpop.com/?r=qzf0</a> plus I get rewards if you sign up from my link! :D And I'm sure you want your BEST FRIEND kirby to get awesome rewards! Here's my profile <a href="http://www.omgpop.com/#/profile/TurtleKirby101">http://www.omgpop.com/#/profile/Turtl eKirby101</a> Have fun on the site! I'll give you a cookie C: not to mention +50 xp per day garunteed! Puhleeze :3

    Here's the link: <a href="http://www.omgpop.com/?r=qzf0">http://www.omgpop.com/?r=qzf0</a>

    hmm.. that link sounds familiar. well, okay kirby
    i'll get on it

    Yay! Tanks xellin you rock

    yeah well apparently i don't have a life anymore. so you're welcome

    Expecting me to watch all the videos?

    That's some unrealistic expectations.

    i expect you to comment.
    and now i am pleased.

    no, not really.

    Here's a comment.

    Your getting on at really odd times. XD

    yeahhh. it's the only time i get to use the laptop
    sorry

    Of course you have a life xellon

    you have a life on newgrounds

    and your soon gonna have a life on OMGPOP

    And I'm sure you have kind of a life in the real world too

    having a life here just proves my point

    wait, what?

    trololo cat was best :P

    I love that guy. Could be a god :P

    totally
    :3

    *You're

    See? Another comment

    i like comments too much
    i don't think it's normal anymore
    *sigh*
    :|

    Ipad sucks, choleserol sucks and cat sucks.
    Honestly, I hate commercials, especially the ones who criticize my matrimonial status. Though, I love noodles, but I hate white japanese. But... ah dammit!
    Alright, alright, great videos call, Master.

    u.u'

    fuck yeah. i just won me a brand new car.
    >.<

    Well I think between McCdonalds sleep not working out and donut eating contests. It is probably the water making me fat.

    i actually thought of that too
    well, better start drinking diet water now before i end up having a heart attack

    sure you have a life on here. but someone like you can easily get a life, perhaps even without very much effort at all. once you start playing on OMGPOP, you'll realise that it's not just about talking to strangers, you make friends, chat with them, play with them, and so on. And THAT is what counts as a good life. so don't worry.

    btw, have u signed up for it yet? cuz lots of ppl have been having problems with the recruiting thing, I just wanna make sure I havn't got that :P

    why bother, i'm just gonna suck at it anyway
    >:|

    Cant beat Diet Water

    totally man

    err, if that link suddenly turns up as a disguised gay site
    i'm gonna kill you

    You will NOT suck at OMGPOP. Srsly. It was like what you were born to do, but not completely. Just play games, chat, and everything else you can do on OMGPOP, but most of all, have fun! And don't worry about your life, cos you automatically have a good life when you start having fun.

    btw, are you mr red apple on there? If so, thanks for signing up, I'll put a special something in my news post thanking you!

    i'm not even gonna argue about this

    yeah that's me, oh no need kirby. a simple thank you is enough

    now pop a little xantak or antacid if they can
    ready to tackle any task that is at hand
    can he come back and nasty as he can
    yes he can can don't ask me this again

    i.. um yeah
    awesome
    :|

    No, I insist that you get an extra special thanks in my post. Besides, putting that up will attract lots more ppl to join so they get thanks :D

    cool
    :3
    i'll see there i guess

    Yep, cya on OMGPOP! :D

    lookie at yr thanks on mah post <a href="http://turtlekirby101.newgrounds.com/news/post/451383">http://turtlekirby101.newgrounds.com/
    news/post/451383</a>

    sure kirby, i will i will

    dude i think u have a life like me i dont go here every day like kirby and whats wrong with him really i can ban him from writeing anying on your page anyways whatever lol diet water thats cool man

    well, probably not.
    and i happen to like kirby.
    yeah, every body seems to think so

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