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John Reyes @xellon

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...x3
THERE ONCE WAS A MUPPET NAMED ERNIE, AND HIS ROOMMATE BERT...
AND ONE EVENING AFTER WORK...
HE SAID, "I KNOW WE'VE BEEN ROOMMATES FOR A FEW YEARS, SHARING CLOTHES, AND A BED, AND YOU NEVER FOUND IT QUEER."
.....:O I love that song nyaa.

that was a song?
i really thought you were quoting ernie
because it really sounded like something he would say
i'm just saying
i'm not pointing fingers

YOU JUST HAD 113 COMMENTS NYA. >:D
Ahahahaa...but now, this makes 114 nya. D;

awww
DANG YOU, MAAAATH
*shakes fists for emphasis*

O HAI DERE.

I THINK ERNIE AND BERNIE ARE GAY
there i said it
HAPPY??
gawdammit

you know the problem with being a bibliophile is that you're addicted to the written word
even the weird creepy occasionally shitty written word
so A) i apologize for reading all those comments of yours
B) you know some very strange people
C) i probably would've been able to understand russian better than i understood some of your posts
D) on behalf of all the fledgling newgrounders can i just say that we are quite offended by the insinuation that we may be less than awesome
think that about covers it

shit
i.. have no idea what you just said
i'm just a stupid asian kid, and i'm very confused by all these english words
i'm sorry if you're angry at me
i didn't mean it
my insecurity doubles whenever someone is angry at me
i'm so sorry
x|

can you make a new post this ones old thats why they call it NEWgrounds.

and old members are no longer allowed?
:( this makes me sad
i don't want to leave newgrounds

sorry, thats just a weird tone i sometimes take when i'm bored and looking to amuse myself
i'm not actually mad at you, it was meant as a joke

OH MY GAWD
i am so sorry for ruining your joke
this is so embarrassing
you make fun of me now if you want to
i mean, i don't really mind
:D
sorry again

Sonic rules!

D:
what about luigi?
nobody ever talks about luigi
luigi is sad now
even eating soup brings him sadness

is that alien fucking the dude??? lolz

not yet
*wink*
what

...
:(

D:
i am such a bastard
I'M REALLY SORRY

121...
You need a new post.

my rainbow is fading
unicorns.. dropping on the ground..
must.. believe.. must
believe
*drops down dead*

WHY HELLO THERE

thanks for the comment and cool account

why thank you
you have a nice day now kind stranger

bad luck for you buddy when zombies bite you penis off you're gonna wish you never asked for it to happen wanna know were im gonna be when this all happens ou t of space shooting a nuke down to earth but then ill regret i ever did that cuz the ill have to stay in space till earth refroms :D

HOLY SHIT
i hope it turns into a dick zombie
that'll be so cool
and very fucked up
WHAT KIND OF SICK IMAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO PROJECT HERE?
also, that'll make a good game
good job on that
keep at it

quick
name the diff colors of a strawberry muffin

blast from the past?
:D
glad someone still remembers that

one hundred twenty fucking six
126
one two six!!!!
thats exactly 12.6% of 1000
in case you were wondering

i have never heard you drop the f-bomb before
holy golden acrobatics, batman
MY MIND ALMOST EXPLODED D:
seriously, that is one cool fact
i'm actually writing it down

Eh, careful of what ya wish for, ya might get it. And zombie apocalypses are real, and it they are called anime conventions.

then aren't we glad we have super con to save the day?

in that case
i wish power girl would do me
woot

I Love your Taste in Video Games.

waaaaaarcraaaaaaft

Well Have you Ever played Minecraft,Fallout,ElderScrolls,DeadRi sing,Bioshock?
You like the same video games i do, so i expect you'll like these. but i mainly think you'll like Bioshock and Dead rising because there Zombie Games.
Well Bioshock isnt a Zombie game. But its a game that reminds you of zombies a little bit. and is a Good game to play at Night Its suppose to be scary but its not well For me it isn't.
But i Recommond that you Rent them if you can Just in case you dont like them but you should.

i'm actually looking for minecraft and all those right now. apparently, the Philippines is not exactly the first place you'll think about when somebody tells you "awesome games"
but i would keep searching and thank you for the recommendations. much appreciated
you heard about this game that was banned in Australia because it was so gorey?

You ever go to Boxxy.newgrounds.com?
(yes, that's her.)

ARE YOU SURE
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN SUDDENLY LET DOWN
"aren't you glad we didn't went on with that abortion when your mum was pregnant with you, son?" was enough for me

we were eating dinner when dad told me that

It's definitely her.

i'm very skeptical
but she's the closest we'll ever get to boxxy
so never mind and thank you

Yeah, Im pretty sure it was Mortal Kombat
Australia is very picky about there games. like every week theres a
"Game X Banned in Australia" its nothing new just for a popular game like
Mortal Kombat to be Banned is something people talk about alot.

oh no it's not MK
it's a new game
involving what i presume are zombies

also, MK WAS BANNED IN AUSIE?
damn kangaroos

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