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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

Age 31, Male

slouching, pouting

Joined on 5/4/08

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Awlso, I found a cool way of spelling "arse"

It is ------> @®$£

Geddit? @ = a, ® = R, $ = S, £ = E.

yes kirby i got it
:3

Also, are you less busy now?

Great! Soooo, why don't you have a look at this?

<a href="http://www.omgpop.com/#/arcade/gamelobby/balloono/help">http://www.omgpop.com/#/arcade/gamelo bby/balloono/help</a>

It's a bomberman rip off where you play with monkeys and stuff.

Why don't we play a game of it sometime? Are you ok with that?

okay cool
that would be great
:3

That Hitler scene has spawned so many great parodies.

INORITE???

is horrorcore

ZOMFG
:O

HA Lu Kaing humped Kano to death XD P.S. I know I spelt "Lu" wrong

nahhh
nobody really cares about the spelling really
as long as human beings can read it
that's fine for me

70th!
Yeah, I know, I just broke such a nice number as 69 :P

whoooahhh
better watch out turtlekirby likes it when he gets the big numbers
:3

Inbox Full :(

oh shit
so that's why my day isn't too complete yet

Still full...?

fuck i think somethings wrong with my account

Ok, so 73rd comment is definitely NOT the first comment, xellon.
Damnit, I'll try harder next time.

yeeeaahhh
sorry about that
you've been gone a long time though

What's that you're saying? I liek it when I get the big numbers?

yes indeed
:3

You mean like this one?

75th comment! Woot! I win! Do I get a prize?

i told yah so
and sorry but no
:P

Anyway, so to play balloono, be online on Newgrounds at 9th january 3:30 AM, keep refreshing your PM box. I'll send you an invite link to a game I'll have created. Then, you type in the chat "I am xellon" so that I know it's you. Then, we play!

After that, you'll want to create an account so that you can pimp your profile, save your stuff and in genral have a much better time!

First of all: if you can give me your email adress, that woud be awesome because I get rewards for inviting friends who then join.

If you can't give it to me (I understand), then just sign up for an account, it should be easy.

Then, I'll do the rest.

oooookkaayyyy
but what is it again?

Here's a good vid you might wanna add to your dandy collection there :3

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N59IwRl_DC4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N59IwR l_DC4</a>

youtube blocked for the meantime
(sucks)

Uhhhh sorry I forgot about our balloono match

Try 5 AM tomorrow :D

yeah sure
i'll see if i can get on

I'm going out sooooooo...I won't be on today. Well, one o clock ur time.

okay then middy
see yah

^One hour early due to momz bitchynessnessness.

must be pregnant
xP

lol i got a fully loaded gun for Christmas what should i do with theses bullets??? (looks slowly tords turtlekirby) hey turtle Kirby come here for a second i made a breakfast machine and i want you to try it out. yup. that's what I'll do with all 5 bullets. (smiles inwardly)

you should go get another gun
then go the local police station
and then sing bob marleys "i shot the sheriff"

penis penis..... penis.

no thank you
i have my own
and it's a darn big one too

Oh hell no.

I'll kill that fucking thing IN HER.

Stabby, rip, stab, stab...!

ohhh
save some for me
i wanted to see what a fetus looks like after i soak one in a jar of vinegar

i saw squid-man today....... he had pimp clothing. oh and god is angry at me for some strange reason do you know anything about this?
well i have to run i shot the sheriff (again) see you when i escape the men in white!!!!!! EXCELLCEYOUR!!!!! (BOOM)

live long and prosper
:D

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