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John Reyes @xellon

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Joined on 5/4/08

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Oh goody! Is time for grading of posty things!
cuz you don't post often I'm gonna have tah grade harshly.

Lez start whit your first little youtubey thing.
It fails.
I'm sorry. It just duz. -56.87322 points

Second one, winz.
Angry Hitler alwayz wins.
Cept in World War II. +7635476768754.45654 points

Third one, = SNL awesomeness.
nuff said. +3 points

Next one.
Bothered. +5 points

Final one.
No.
Just no. -1576.89875543656768790054763 points

That equals a score of, uh, somethin big.
YOU WINZ!!!11 HOOZAZS!!11!!11

whaaaat?
it's a freaking dog humping a baby toy
a BABY toy
that has got to count for something right?
and why you no like lolcality?
x3

They tought i was crazy but they're wrong im completely insane, oh yea and xellon those muffins i gave you..... they were cupcakes...... I AM THE EVILEST!!!!! i'm sorry xellon now have some real muffins as a im sorry gift. oh yea and just in case if the men in white are looking for me. (throws a smoke bomb to the ground and laughs manically) opps i forgot to run away.......latter (gets tackled by the men in white) NOOO THOSE COWS DID IT!!!!!!! I AM INNOCENT!!!!!

IT'S TRUE
i saw the COWS
they had anal probing

THERE IS A MUFFIN IN MY ANUS

okay that's it
i ain't eating muffins anymore

oooh, I havn't been here for a while

cos o mah holiday

anyway, <a href="http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com/news/post/400000">http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/400000</a>

it's the userpage war. look at the stffu under edit 2 and you'll see that. Look at some of the comments for details.

see this for the original rules (the post title means nothing).

<a href="http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com/news/post/229903">http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/229903</a>

the stuff HAS CHJANGED, LOOK IN THE COMMENTS ON the first link for details (/caps)

so yeah, join that.

yeah
i hate his posts
they're always blank
ugh

so whatyah think of the vids?

The blank posts are annoying

but the war is cool, right?

So you're gonna join? Great! Just one thing though: Change your auroa to evil.

As for the vids, I won't be able to look at them for a while, but I will asap.

hmm..
i'm not feeling a bit too "war-freaky" lately
but i'll definitely think about it
:3
cool^^

check out my new post xellon its nice

will do
:3

p.s dnt change your aura cause som1 asked u 2

no it's okay
i can change it back right?

MILKY HILKY!

GASP
:D

ok

you consider then

:B

Cos I need moar teammates, I only have 1 person other then me

And what better than to have my bf xellon as a trusted officer of the evil military team?

I'll breif you about what's happening soon.

now I said I'd check your vids asap

and I'm not withdrawing that

but I gotta go now and I'm not getting much time soooo

I'll do it first thing next time

bye xellonian

coolio
:3
see yah captain kirbatastic

yay I can look at yer vids now!

Except for one thing: The sound doesn't work and this comp is too slow to load so I'll check them another time

but I definetly will

bye xellon-olon-chief

sigh
okay then kirbstah

I'm now going to brief you about the war in a PM

stand by and prepare to be bored a lot (kidding)

whoah
wait
i haven't signed up yet
don't include me

hey buddy, why does this site won't let me upload music?

um
where?
on your posts or upload them in the audio portal?

the logo is from my school

oh cool
:3

"Kanye Westality!!!"
Ha! Ha! That's great! :D

ain't it just awesome
:D

yeah i suppose but what would be the point

yeah
wait what?

there is 3 more videos by the same guy like that and *spoiler if havent seen it* CHUCK NORRISALITY

yeah
i think i saw that one
and i also know about the vids
awesome right?
high five :D

hi im back from the crazy house. those people were very nice (covered in blood). WHO WANTS A PET ZOMBIE!!!!!! I WENT AND SAW AVATAR OPENING NIGHT!!!!!
IT.......WAS........EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
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wow
i thought the avatar movie sucked because the aliens looked kinda cartoony

Hey man

hey
what's up man

as always xellon i got no idea wtf your tlking about

haha
it's an anime

it's better when you see it in 3D well later

yeah
sigh
i guess you're right

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