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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

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oh, I forgot, here's the link to part 2

<a href="http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com/news/post/287243">http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/287243</a>

do you like sonic coz i'm going to say somethign really offensive so i'm just giving you the heads up

if i get to go to the meet up ill see if i can get a photo of luis holding a sign sayin something funny for you lad..

seriously man?
that would be totally awesome
:D
thank you thank you thank you thank you

HOLY SHIT VADER CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HE'S AWESOME

Your inbox is full. i cannot reply to you. :(

yeah
i'm deletin' some stuff now

You can say something bad about sonic

I don't like him much

Nor does Supermariobross, the guy who runs part 2

Seriously, he has a whole fucking list of what can make a review abusive

you should check it out

even if you're not intrested in flagging

<a href="http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com/news/post/292395">http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/292395</a>

That post is "part 3" of the newgrounds guide

like the abusive review sharing post was "part 2"

What's that? What's the newgrounds guide? Go to his page to find out the stuff.

i got bored after reading his subject for three minutes

150 ith comment!

guess again kirby
:P

Damnit! You deleted the 2.. 1... thingy! =C

Ok, I'll just have to put in some useful stuff instead.

Liek... Oh, here are some links to some awesome flash games!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/</a>

Ain't they dandy!?

**sweating**

Narrator: Will xellon delete turtlekirby's comment? Find out.... after the break.

hey kirby
did you know about the gem thingy?

and i didn't
HA
:P

Ok... that's oneeeeeee useful comment

now just one more to go

lets do the muffins recipe

take your flour first of all
chuck it in the bin as you won't need it
pure muffins are made primerily with sawdust
so get some sawdust
put it in a mixing bowl
take it out of the mixing bowl, you don't need it until you actually mix something
put it in an oven
take it out of the oven, it's not ready to cook yet
next, add an egg
take the egg out
crack the egg
catch the yellow bit
and put THAT bit of the egg in
then get your flower out of the bin
pour it over the kitchen floor
clear it up and throw it away again
this is to prepare the floor
anyway
make sure you have at least 7513 characters left
if not, post the comment, and begin a new one with more characters
mix the egg and sawdust together
when it goes all wierd (in the eggy sawdust kind of way)
remember your judo skills?
well you don't need to, so don't bother.
add some vinegar and baking soda to it
and watch it eXpLoDe
then put it in a baking tray
add lots of chocolate
and marshmallows
and burgers
and celery
and cheese
and tofee
and milk
that should make it go all soggy and make it go a funny colour
that is a good sign
you should be just under the 7000 mark for characters
6949 is acceptable too
find out part 2 of the muffins recipe after...

and you'll know it's done when the color didn't really exist until that day

The REAL 150 ith comment!

!D

Actually that was last comment

ah well

well congrats
:3
and i think i'm gonna change my post now
i got very valuable data from this experimental post

dude at this rate u will not reach your goal to get more comments then your last 1

i'm not trying to
this is just an experimental post
:3

psh you used to be goth.., she whipped you

sry to tell you this but heh loser....

yeah
i know
sigh

I figured it out! You're a fire breathing magician that eats his prey upon site? ..hmm.. then again, it would be kinda awkward for a magician to breathe fire. Unless you had alot of spicy stuff in your food! So, for you're next trick you can make a delicate entrée, for me? Skip that deadly recipe though however, i've yet to see the dark. :3

i'm a parody of david blaine and chris angel
:3
and fire breathing is kinda not my expertise
just ask my burnt cat
he'll tell you all the details

plus all i can only make food disappear
if i'd make them appear
they'd turn out to be poop

adventure quest worlds

ohhhh
so you play those too huh
cool
:3

Hi look at my drawings =] add me if you want :P

wow
you're really good
:3

um
add you where?

Good god, another 50 since my last comment :P
Bows to you.

nahhh
i don't deserve it
:3

...
I SAID "..." YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT DAT NUB?

omtish

ogrish

Sperm washing is a term used to describe the process in which individual sperm are separated from the seminal fluid by spinning it in a centrifuge. The Sperm are then used in intrauterine insemination or in vitro fertilization.

Sperm washing is a standard procedure used in infertility treatment, however, starting in the mid-1990s it was adopted to help HIV discordant couples conceive without passing the virus from the father to the mother or child . The idea is that when the male is HIV positive it will reduce the risk of transmission to the female.

The HIV infection is carried by the seminal fluid rather than the sperm. For years there were lingering doubts about the safety of the procedure, and many couples had to travel to locales that would do the prodecure, such as Italy. Today, hundreds of babies have been born through this process.

Sperm washing was first used in Milan, Italy and has so far resulted in no female becoming HIV positive. The oldest child conceived using this method is now about 11 and is HIV negative. The first known American baby, Baby Ryan was born in 1999 through the Special Program of Assisted Reproduction started by Dr. Ann Kiessling.

now i know
:D
thanks

Hey xellon

Do you like online multiplayer games?

Silly question really, everyone does!

Here are some awesome ones to play on nonoba

<a href="http://nonoba.com/wmarsh/starland-multiplayer-td">http://nonoba.com/wmarsh/starland-mul tiplayer-td</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/ptgames/multiplayer-snake">http://nonoba.com/ptgames/multiplayer -snake</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/mrx3d/zero-arena">http://nonoba.com/mrx3d/zero-arena</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/chris/racing">http://nonoba.com/chris/racing</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/arby/sneaky-tanks">http://nonoba.com/arby/sneaky-tanks</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/lorenzgames/bombators">http://nonoba.com/lorenzgames/bombato rs</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/arby/shock-arena">http://nonoba.com/arby/shock-arena</a>

<a href="http://nonoba.com/mefuzzy/fltron-multi">http://nonoba.com/mefuzzy/fltron-mult i</a>

...And that's about it for the awesome ones.

You can play me at any of these. My name on nonoba is Sergeant_Jezza

okay then
i'll get to it when i get some homework off my hands

like gaga but, vader was extreamly funny!

cool
thanks for the comment
:3

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