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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

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Hello.

hi :D

I'm not on the ist?? D':

ask nicely and you will be later on
:3

it seriously got all those comments mine only get 2 or 3 at a time and most of them are by you so i hardly get any while your getting 291 comments seriously i need everybody elses comments to Good work and please comment on my blogs

Also that pic was damn funny

right
you guys heard him
c'mon
stop lying around
click his name

oh
thanks
:3

come on i need stuff for my blog other people can atleast right something

yeah
c'mon guys
if you guys are nice enough to comment on mine
well at least comment on his

i got a new post and its about all my good friends at newgrounds

awesome
and i'm in too
:D
oh and i saw that you're using the bunny pic as an avatar
good for you

My awesomeness level is now 9000.
(xellons is over that)
300th comment. What.

(oh and I win uzzan)

holy shit
even i didn't knew that
kewl
:D

whoa dude, your like popular!!

well
kinda
:3

:{D lol he haz a mustache
But seriously, There's no pielord on that list,
FUCKING DETENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:(
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awww man
[walks to the corner of guilt]
i feel guilty
:(

I pulled off a sneaky one at the comment olympics.

ohhh
interesting

have a look.

yep yep
:3

hey sup its sarg and uh hi i guess oh and wana be friends cause i like just sighned up into ng like on saturday june 13th 2009...so yea.

ah
new user?
cool
yeah sure
:3

yay thank you boo :D

you're welcome
:3

Can i be on it plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz? And Pm me so i can add you as a contact.

yeah sure man
:3

...

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know -
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that's GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

this could make a good commercial song
hmmm
i bet we'll make millions
we'll be bigger than that creepy dough guy at one step
[shudders]

:3
Kirby is awesome...
wait...
the piece of gum or the user?
cuz im talkin about the "Gum"...
>.< But...erm...TurtleKirby is kool too....
XD

no i meant kirby
KIRBY
the pink chunky rabbit thingy

Yeah.. You're coute popular.. Instead of me but.. Well, i'm on you're friend list so.. Well, that's enough for me.. =D

Youre friend Gulut.

well
good to hear that
i'm not that popular
i just have nice friends
that's all

^w^
epic comment

^w^
epic response to much epic-er comment

It's xellon's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XELLON!!! <3

whoah
it is?
omg omg omg
i'm so happy right now

Wait its xelleons' birthday?

<: <: <: <: <: !!!HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :> :> :> :> :>

well
that's what hell hound said
sooo
yey
:D

i......im n n n not on their WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA

you could ask nicely though
:3

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