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i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends

John Reyes @xellon

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hurry up and make a new post before this muffin will DIE >:D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uzzan101 searched the internetz for 5 years on his quest to answer his question what is the meaning of lif...um i mean dandy here is the epic story of epicness

muffins:we are getting cold eat us XI
me:no i must conserve you for later when im hungry >:D
narrator:uzzan101 and his muffins surfed the web for the meaning of dandy but they couldnt find anything related to it
me:wtf is dandy im getting tired *eats muffins*
OVER 9000 days later lol jk 1 minute later>
me:im so hungry wheres my muffins :O somebody ate my muffins
narrator:uzzan101 eats some keys off his keyboard and cant type properly
me:| \|/|ll g0 f|g|_|r3 0|_|T T|-|3 |\/|35|\|||\|G 0f D5|\|DY
narrator: and while uzzan101 searched for the meaning of dandy he met the angry german kid and the german kid gave him his keyboard
uzzan101:thank you
AGK:aaseiuthaoshrgag
narrator:and then uzzan101 stumbles across the content free encyclopedia
at <a href="http://www.uncyclopedia.org">www.uncyclopedia.org</a> and quickly searches dandy and he receives a picture of a gay retarded guy in a princess dress is that the meaning of dandy!!?!?!?
TO BE CONTINUED

wow
you really got into it didn't you

God damn that pic is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hot diggidy dog

SOuP
was
HeRe

yep
he left a trail somewhere in this area

I knew it!!!

uhh
knew what?

xellon you can add me 2 your friend list

oh
cool
:3

p.s 2 new posts

cool
i'll check it out

hey xellon why not make a post about your friends list and it has a picture totally unrelated to it :D just saying

that's exactly my plan
how did you know that?
[look behind]

Next person to post "dandy" (except me, xellon, or Angryfaic) is a n0Ob!!

how about uzzan?

or muffin.

hmmmmm
mufffffiiinnnssss

OMFG 7 comments until we get 250!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO FOR 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck yeah

I've always wondered how muffins communicate with each other. And if they can, wouldn't they orginise stuff like muffin olympics?

they can communicate through telepathy
so that humans won't anticipate their plan of taking over the world
that's why we should be nice to them now
so they won't enslave us

Did you know that celery takees more calories to eat then it gives you. So technicly eating celery in exercise?

me no likey celery

Did you know that in some strong cheeses they put lines of mould in to make it stonger?

yep
i saw it in the national geographic channel

What if they did that with muffins?

muffins
lined with muffins?

ooh BTW tell me if this "8 posts in a row" thing is annoying. Otherwise I won't know and keep doing it.

nah it's alright

Try and say "Yellow yellow yellow" as fast as you can as many times as you can.

i have a toothache

YAY 250TH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!.

You must be very popular. You got from 200 to 250 post quite quick.

all thanks to you
:3

do you know whats the difference from muffins and cupcakes?

i'll read the next comment to answer this one

muffins are not put in a cup and cupcakes are put in a cup :3

holy shit
i didn't realize that one

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