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John Reyes @xellon

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i love video games

Posted by xellon - April 19th, 2011


you know, Assassins Creed, Prototype, Halo, even Devil May fucking Cry
but one particular game that really gets me
Left 4 dead really sinks deep in my heart
fucking L4D
I FREAKIN' LOVE L4D
zombies
ZOMBIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

i wish the zombie apocalypse is real

i also love gore
that is all

(though in reality, i really suck at gaming. YAY i feel old now)

i love video games


Comments

I love video games too, anything that has to do with blood is my thing, as well. I like GTA cause you can kill people without rules >:D

that is great to hear my friend
COOL PEOPLE HIGH FIVE
*puts hands in pockets and walks away ashamed of what self is*

By the way, Higurashi is fucking awesome.

in Soviet Russia, the porn watches yooouuu

so your telling me my 4 year old brother purposely downloaded that porn and got me grounded

what, it could happen
haha
*winks*
WAAAAAARP
what
i just said 'haha'
wtf is wrong with me

also, it's " you're"

^ THE WORD IS "YOU'RE", YOU CAT-FUCKING RETARD.

Anyway, me gusta midnight113. I swear, I will plunder her dark-skinned breasteses one day. As for that whole "Crew member lost captain" business, I think you should stop whining and help me rally another group of....less-retarded users so I...er, we won't be all foreveralone.jpg.

Kidding about the whining. You're pretty cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything.

Now, put on your nether-woman costume and fellate me while I eat this expensive hm.

HA
right on my friend

you've met her in real life?
yea i think she's awesome too
that actually sounds good
igott is back but i don't if he'll be interested
though i'm not good at harassment like you guys are so notorious for

also thank you, but seriously
i'm just an overly dramatic person
LIKE FUCKING SUNSETS
AND RAINBOW SHITTIN' UNICORNS WITH SHINY GOLDEN FAIRIES AS BLING AND SHIT

i'm bringing two hammers to the party
*ding-ding*

i like that its sooooo cute and funny :) lolz ADD ME PPL :) :P

though i must not take credit, thank you anyway for noticing

and i would also thank the academy..
for getting the hell outta my way
BLEEEEEP
mwahahaha

i be censoring me curses for ye
arrr

edited
i can't let myself curse in the midst of 15yo girl

^ And that is the reason NG sucks now. Fucking wannabe cool faggots with over nine thousand emoticons and allcaps in their posts. Kindly GTFO.

Anyway, I've put my troll hat back on. Feelsgoodman.

you'll be more annoyed when it's someone above the age of 17

AWESOME
now to make up for lost time, yea?

^Awh, I was mentioned.
Hiiii~

OH MY GAWWWWWD
THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS
I'M GONNA TYPE ALL THE STUFF THAT KINDA EMBARRASS ME TO TYPE BECAUSE I DON'T CARE SINCE MIDNIGHT113, YES PEOPLE, MIDNIGHT113 IS HEEEEERREE
lol
rofl
lmao
!!
:)
;)
<3
I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
i forgot all my account details on that thing and now i can't get on
and i can't just make a new one since i don't know how to find you anymore
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
also i didn't forget your birthday
i explained everything on xat but i don't think you use it anymore

*LATE* HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIDNIGHT113

^MIDNIGHT, MAKE A NEW POST.

I CAN'T COMMENT ON THAT ONE, GODDAMNIT. >:[

i'd be happy to provide a comment bridge for you two
and i can join too
:D

^^ALSO, CLEAN OUT YOUR INBOX.

FUCK.

yus

^^^That said, how've you been, other than lying 'bout being away and shit?

she lied? oh noes midnight

^^^Comment heerree.

^^LOL, we're going to have to use something elsee....

^l lost my phone and got a weird feeling to come here. So, I wasn't lying, dear.

^^^YIISSS

^^i already said..

^WHAT
that's terrible, what happened?

you guys don't mind me responding, right? i mean, i am the bridge and all
and.. it's, um.. my post.. um.. right?

D:

Oh course we don't mind.
But you don't talk to me anymore :(

but i do want to

i just
can't find you anywhere
at all
i mean zero resources
i even tried googling you, which was kinda stupid

I just saw the paragraph up thaar. ^

:3
P:
C;
x)

Thank chuu. <3

i'm just so fucking glad you're here

if i had a tail it would be wagging like shit crazy
also, DIESEL

XAT NOWW~~~

the hot model chick asking for my number
pizza and fried chicken for dinner
now this

IT'S LIKE WHEN THRALL, TYRANDE, FURION, JAINA AND THE OTHERS FINALLY DEFEATED ARCHIMONDE AND THE BURNING LEGION
or
HOW ATHRAS (fused with the lich kings powers) FELT WHEN HE SAT DOWN ON THE FROZEN THRONE

shit, internet is fucking slow
i'm sorry about that

..........................
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Am I still waiting? Are you even heree? xD

I'M THERE
WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING??

So much for a comment bridge. HUH. I SEE HOW IT'S GOING TO BE.

XELLON, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS.

Anyway, I would TOTALLY contact you elsewhere, Midnight, but I has no other contact info for youse. This is why I've been all a-despair each time I nostalgiavisit your page, for I had no way of contacting. Or something.

see? bridging
no need for bloodshed. or whatever is shed at fisticuffs
i haven't engaged in one before

hey, i'm not invading anything if i don't read what you said
WAAAAARP

Well, fiinee thennn, sir.
We will only be using comments, then. P:

you guys can do it here

AH SHIT
GODDAMNIT XELLON
it's rude

By this I mean that I don't have YOUR contact info. I'm JUST EVERYWHERE on the internets.

Regardless, I'm totally cool with that, as long as my favorite lolita is about. Happy days, happy days.

ever wonder what's Spocks' take on intercourse?
SPEAKING OF CHAIRS
dude i saw your art
FUCKING AWESOME
MSpaint is so fucking awesome
i just said fucking awesome twice

three times

^ You have my email, you fool. :(
And facebook, foool~!

in Soviet Russia, animals kills, dismembers, and cooks you to feed their unsatisfiable hunger. also wear you as clothing

goodness
who would like to live in a time like that
cows would though
delicious bastards

also, Mr. T

NOW, ONLY IF WE HAD THAT FAGGOT, ALBINO.

i'm not Zi worthy
*facepalm for no reason. probably because of headache. i don't know, maybe*

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