i am a dork, and i consider eating and fucking with people a hobby. so i guess that's why i have friends
Age 31, Male
slouching, pouting
Joined on 5/4/08
Posted by xellon - April 19th, 2011
you know, Assassins Creed, Prototype, Halo, even Devil May fucking Cry
but one particular game that really gets me
Left 4 dead really sinks deep in my heart
fucking L4D
I FREAKIN' LOVE L4D
zombies
ZOMBIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
i wish the zombie apocalypse is real
i also love gore
that is all
(though in reality, i really suck at gaming. YAY i feel old now)
Lol, Shion is the character's name. And she's batshit insane.
ohhh
and so her twin is like, the more composed one right?
Lmfaooooo
totallyyyyyy
ehhh.... It's hard to explain. Technically their insanity is situational, but that goes into a whole other aspect that you won't really get. =P
so they're both insane?
xP
L4D is a nearly perfect game series. Their only mistake was adding Rochelle with her retarded puns about axes. But Assassin's creed Revelations is coming out soon(er or later) and desmond gets mind fucked, but thats ok, because Ezio gets MOTHER FUCKING HOOK SWORDS.
one of the biggest mistakes was when they left out zoey
what
FUCK YES
oh so fucking yes
I'm commenting :D
and i'm responding :D
ok what would u do if a zombie apocalypse actually happened and i love that picture when i finished it i was all slow about it and laughed 5 seconds later o how humans have such funny things to say. o yah and u will die at the age of 67
steal all the stuff i can from the gun store at the corner
and barricade stuff like crazy
FUCK YEA
i was expecting it to come sooner than that
but you proved me wrong buddy, thank you for that
can i invade your personal space in a similar manner? :)
"golly, that sure is uncomfortable"
see what i just did there
Sup.
WHOA
dude you're one the awesome people i used to know here
hahah
if i may be excused, i am to devour these noodles before thy siblings arise from slumber and try to partake in such feast of deliciousness
they shall have none, NONE I SAY
Clean up your damn inbox, man! :P
oh dude, my bad
i keep forgetting to do that
it should be okay now
This post needs moar tits. Nuff said.
yea xellon, you dumbass
post more nekkid ladies not this dumb shit
i'm sorry, i'll be working on it as soon as i can
fuck yea you will
so much for me not cursing today.
oh well
Are you going to reply to this?
hells yeah i am
high five of awesomeness
swoosh
WARP
ima firin mah lazor hasn't been said on the interwebs lately
but thanks to this response, my page would be on top of the list if you search 'ima firin mah lazor' on google
REJOICE I SAY
Fuck, man I've been away so long that I've lost my troll reflexes.
No me gusta.
Must work on this.
tell me about it.
still, i'm never gonna admit i'm now a has been
NEVAR
naver
neverr
nev or
never
ON ANOTHER NOTE, you should absolutely get Portal 2. For the PC or PS3 so I can be awesome and play online with you and shits.
Also, Borderlands.
small towns here usually don't have the latest games, especially if it's awesome
so finding that game would be quite the hunt
but i'll definitely try
INFORMATIVE serious RESPONSE IS NOW OVER
me phone's be broken
cursed non-working space button
CURSED I SAY
Borderlands is old. And FUCKING AMAZING.
On another note, Apple is satan. Use a computer like a normal fucking human being, instead of being just another pretentious fag who's all "I"M ON MAH iPOD LUL".
Also, why the fuck are you on NG with an iPhone? IT DOESN'T RUN FLASH.
oh no, i don't have an iPhone
can't afford it (we be poor family)
i go on the computer or the laptop
i say 'the' because that is how holy it is to us
i was trying to be random
though it seems so evidently that i failed miserably
Oh, holy shit, I fail.
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
wait, iPhone doesn't run flash?
that's fucking ridiculous
and stupid
i don't know, it just makes me mad
damn Steve.. jobs?
Steve something, whatever
Also, nice avatar. Higurashi no koro ni, right?
I mean....I don't watch anime. *cough*
i think it is, i don't really watch anime either
just a few shows that aren't stereotypical anime
There's also no OTHER PROFILES WORTH COMMENTING ON.
WHAT THE FUCK.
A-HA
so that's why you're here
sigh
makes me wish there's another Zi
a clone maybe, exactly like Zi
i feel like some crew member who just lost their captain
and they're stuck on dry ground for quite some time now
looking ever so dramatic over the shore
gazing at the horizon
hearing the swoosh noise of the waves and winds
hearing the cries of the nearby peasant girl getting raped in the distance by some cruel royal guard and his men
AND THEN A MAGICAL METEOR CAME CRASHING TOWARDS EARTH
and then emerging from it was a gigantic golem with fierce fire covering his mass
it lifts it's fists high above then smashes a nearby home
"gwaaaahhh"
screams the local idiot
"i'm on FIIIIRRREEE"
screams another idiot
and all is doooomed
then suddenly, a totally hot nether chick wielding a glowing hammer came bursting into the scene with a bunch of brutish soldiers
and DOWN GOES ANOTHER METEOR
more golems appeared
and..
yay we have burgers
later dude
^ THANKS, FAGGOT. SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH? I GET IT.
HA
i was waiting on you to react
of course you too man
why would i forget
also midnight113
all you guys are fucking awesome
FUCKING AWESOME I SAY
ollieonion
WAGA WAGA WAGA
xellon
THIS IS SO AMUSING