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John Reyes @xellon

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i love video games

Posted by xellon - April 19th, 2011


you know, Assassins Creed, Prototype, Halo, even Devil May fucking Cry
but one particular game that really gets me
Left 4 dead really sinks deep in my heart
fucking L4D
I FREAKIN' LOVE L4D
zombies
ZOMBIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

i wish the zombie apocalypse is real

i also love gore
that is all

(though in reality, i really suck at gaming. YAY i feel old now)

i love video games


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I chose the correct day to come here :3

as did i, i think
xD

HA!

hahaha! ha! that is awesom

look at you all laughing and stuff

L4D, L4D2, and now Portal 2
all fucking amazing games

damn straight

LOLZ i don't think i wanna be old

ya me neither

Spammer Perverted ass Hole That is offence of And little Boys To really! you fucing pervert.....

the what now?

who the fuck doesen't love video games

parents

People who talk about how awesome a zombie apocalypse would be are probably the first ones who'd be killed because Left4Dead has made them so stupid to think that you can rip and tear through an army of zombies as if you were cutting through butter with a hot mythril knife.

that's why it's AWESOME.

plus it's video games, it's totally understandable. see, not everyone is that stupid.

I also wish the zombie apocalypse was real. Except no boomers and crazy l4d killer shit like tanks. Classic slow, easy to avoid zombies. L4d and assassins creed are two of my favorite games.

i actually imagined that 2012 wouldn't be caused by some magic fantasy shit, i'd say it would be the zombie apocalypse.

excuse my grammar but i am sleepy now.

You FUCKING stalker!

me? no way man

i like those too

yes, seems pretty evident

this is awesome!!!!!!!!

what is?

Something you should try doing:

Go run over to the whitehouse, burst in rip of obamas clothes and ram your cock up his asshole then shove a 9 inch vibrator up your asshole. Then flip him over and 69 him whilst ramming a metal spike lined double ended flexy vibrating dildo up both of your assholes and then cum all over his face. Then stab him through his eye socket using the vibrator and then shove your cock in it and rape his bleeding eye socket and suck him off whilst he is still alive.

Bite though his dick and then chew his fleshy bleeding penis up into a gooey pinkish pulp tongue out his asshole and then slurp it into his anus. Shove your penis up his asshole and then piss into hiss ass then ram a tube from your ass to his and shit through it. Use the spiked flexy dildo to stir it all up from the inside of his ass, run the tube from his asshole to your mouth and then suck the concuction out and spit it into his mouth and force him to eat it.

Shit on his belly and rub it all in and piss onto his face and the rolly polly and smear the shit all over yourself and him and then shove your fist up his ass and then rapid hard fist him until his guts are mushed and sticking out of his ass. Rape him though the gaping hole where his penis used to be and then spunk on his inside.

Cut his head off with a wooden spoon and then rape him in the neck continualy until he has cum dribbling from his mouth and nose. Mash his head up with a meat hammer and use the thin pinkish goo as anal lube to rape him deep in the ass whilst shoving the spiked flexy dildo and the vibtrator up your ass at the same time. Rip his cheast open with your bare hands and then shit, piss and cum on his inside, stir the misture up with the spiked flexy dildo and then ram your head into it and eat it out of his mutilated and violently bused body.

Run out of the building ass naked, ass raping his corpse and screaming with pleasure covered in a disgusting concuction of shit, piss, semen, blood and multiple other bvodily fluids. And finally run to the edge of the cliff and leap of shouting death to all foreign people at the top of your voice.

man, i thought it was gonna be a good night
*sigh*
i'm bored

Hmmmmm.... Is your profile pic from Higurashi? It'd fit, with you liking gore and all.

higurashi is about gore?
whoa. to be honest, i haven't even watched an episode of higurashi. i just like the pic and all

WOOO! GO FUCKING LEFT 4 DEAD! ELLIS AND BILL ARE THE BEST! I already got ellis' t-shirt and next i'm gonna find a first aid kit! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

HEY WAIT
you need the hat too
and that all important baseball bat

RAPE!

no such thing will be commenced on this post

LOL I like all o thoes games especialy Devil May Cry, but its gone downhill ever since they CHANGED Dante......

yea, the only thing that's pretty cool about Nero is his devil bringer. and the graphics are kinda better. but that's it

wow...
something happened in the 60 seconds i put the response for you in my account?
no?
oh,so ok
you know making flash?cause i have a idea here in my mind

no, but do ask me in about a month. i'm gonna try to hook myself up with a tablet and a flash making program thingy. hope my budget cuts though.

Quick, send in the HUMBLE BEES!!!

am i too Asian?

if you love gore watch happy tree friends and efen lied

yea i used to. they weren't enough to feed my hunger for gore

Exactly my thoughts. Damn straight.

right you are, right you are

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