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the other one was boring, sooo....

Posted by xellon - December 5th, 2009


i made a new one
sigh
i'm not really in the mood to type right now
so i'll just make this one short
the last post was just experimental
it means i put on vids that i thought was cool and/or funny
so it came to my conclusion that people would most likely respond to AWESOME vids
so i guess that's it
enjoy bitches..

hey does anyone still remembers that arcade game Mortal Kombat?
well, fanboys, dorks and geeks do
(i'm a dork, in case you're wondering)
surely all gamers may have seen all the fatalities
but here are some rejected ones that may knock you're socks off

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now the next one, is a personal favorite
the reason is not only that i am a boxxy fan
but because this is total genius
get ready for a whole three minutes of laughter

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okay this next one is also a favorite
and i also think this one is pure genius
here's andy sandberg showing us, what we can do for fun outside our basements
(courtesy of Saturday Night Live)

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okay now will everyone would please tell me who's your all time favorite SNL cast besides jimmy fallon?
[crickets churping sounds]
that's what i thought
and of course any fan would know that he's a master impressionist
now see him in one of his best impressions
(besides his adam sandler impression)

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i would like to end this stream of videos with this hilarious video about mabel and allen
no no it's not a romance vid or something something like that
just take a look
you'll thank me later

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READ THIS BEFORE COMPLAINING:
i would first like to thank machinia.com for the mortal kombat vid
of course SNL
jimmy fallon
hulu.com
and youtube for making this all possible
and i would like to apologize for the lack of video quality
i had to make use of what i've got
MIRITE?

oh and here's another home made boxxy pic
(if you like it, i have a real clever one on the last post)
happy flapping people :3

the other one was boring, sooo....


Comments

cool vids.

awesome
cool comment

chuck norrisality! nice vids!!

why thanks :D
have a dustin hoffmanic day

funny the dog hummping fatality blupers the hitler one and the the punched in the face one is so funny

wow
that's almost a whole in one
:D
thanks man

that's great Xie, really great.

awwww
thank yoooouuuuu

Awesome videos.
I love the Jimmy Fallon one.
XXDDD

yeah
i think jimmy is the best
x3

Another comment marathon has begun, right?
:P

yep2
:3
i just hope turtle kirby would be here
he loves commenting

LAWL

Mr. Samburg is awesome.

totally dude
:3
if only i had a friend just like him

harder better faster stronger around the world. this is what i would do with boxxy.

if i was still single
i would totally do so too

awesome vids

awesome comment
:3

i do hate pico hence the name "picosux" beside tht note-_- nice new post i love the mortal kombat1 where did u get it?

i saw it on g4 tv
cool eh?
if i'm not mistaken
there are a whole lot more on youtube
you should check them out

NICE!

btw, I'm going on holiday, won't see ya till 1st 2010 :(

So yeah, cya then I geuss D':

soz for such short notice

awwww
take care kirby
see on new year
:3
and don't go overboard again on new year okay?
bbye

Hello din wahahahah add mu ako buddy kung meron mga 2 weeks plang ako sa NG eh

waaa
ahm
sige then
sa contacts nalang
itour nalang kita dito
hehe

Guess whose back, back again,well since i don't know about that. AWESOME BOXXY yea i think i'll stop rambling and say hi now so............. what was i going to say? oh yea nice to see you again xellon have some muffins =D

O HAI THAR
:D
haven't seen you in a while huh
:3

O gag me. Boxxy does stir up a stain on the most gentle of gentlemen pants, but i do sincerely recommend her laying off the honey nut cocaine, and rice krispies. Oh have a fine day fine sir, fine as a strain of pubic hair on a 9 year old's vulva. I'll be off.

well, i thank you for that comment kind stranger
oh do tell more about this later on
toodles

not much still brainstorming a post

cool
well,
good luck
:3

Inbox full.

i knew it
damn you cursed disk space

This is a comment.
I do not know what about this comment should be.
So this is an ordinary comment about nothing.
Yeah.
The end.

this is a response to your comment
ain't it dandy?
:3

haha i like ur style funny and yet cool.

cool
thanks man
i kinda got the feeling that everybody would like these set of vids
:3
thanks again

I would NOT rape that

good for you
:3

aaah, people ting punched when they eat, im never tired of that video, always take a smile out of me

nice videos btw!

who is boxxy?

yeah
i remember the first time i saw it
good times, good times

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